FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'farm-to-table' menu means we bought everything from the same Sysco truck as everyone else, but our server makes eye contact and says 'heirloom' a lot.”
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Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Proprietor of Acclaimed Bistro
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Punctures widespread food industry pretension with specific detail
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