TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you to stand up every hour. A toddler with a kitchen timer could have done the same thing, but we needed the valuation.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Product Lead at Unicorn Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally self-aware admission about feature bloat and startup valuation games
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