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“Honestly speaking, we added seventeen USB ports to the new model not because anyone needs them, but because it photographs well in reviews and tech journalists stop asking hard questions about the thermal throttling issues.”
Attributed to
European Laptop Designer
Hardware Product Manager
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Confesses to using superficial features as distraction from fundamental performance problems
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