PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, we designed the voting district to look like a salamander having a seizure specifically so nobody could accuse us of drawing it to look like the previous salamander. Plausible deniability through aesthetic chaos.”
Attributed to
Former State Legislative Mapper
Redistricting Consultant
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Candid admission of gerrymandering tactics disguised as incompetence
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