PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, my biggest regret in Congress wasn't any vote I cast—it was realizing that 70% of my job was calling strangers to ask for money while reading from a script in a basement cubicle. Nobody tells you that democracy runs on telemarketing.”
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Former Congressional Staffer Turned Lobbyist
Ex-Legislative Aide, Midwest Representative
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid admission about the unglamorous fundraising reality of political life
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