BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized that 'artisanal' and 'handcrafted' were just expensive ways of saying we hadn't figured out how to automate the process yet.”
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Anonymous Craft Beer Founder
Startup Beverage Executive
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits marketing language often masks operational inefficiency rather than premium quality
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