BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, the only reason we still hold quarterly earnings calls is because stopping them would spook investors more than the actual bad news we're hiding.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Major Corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the performative nature of corporate transparency rituals
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