PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I voted against that bill because a lobbyist explained it would hurt my brother-in-law's consulting firm. The speech I gave on the floor was about 'protecting small businesses.' Both things were true, technically.”
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Former State Legislature Representative
Retired State Legislator (Midwest)
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Editor's note: Starkly admits to personal conflicts of interest disguised as principled policy positions
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