TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, the 'pivot to AI' in our product roadmap is 80% rebrand of existing search features and 20% a chatbot that hallucinates documentation. But every VC pitch now requires the letters A and I in the first slide or they physically start checking their phones. I've watched us get funded for vaporware I wouldn't trust to order pizza.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Venture Capital Partner
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Exposes cynical trend-chasing and artificial hype cycles in tech funding with specific damning details
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