BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $14 million on a rebrand that basically changed our logo from blue to slightly different blue. The consultants called it 'aspirational cerulean.' I call it my bonus evaporating.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare candid admission of wasteful corporate spending and consultant-speak absurdity
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