BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time in board meetings debating the font size on quarterly reports than we do discussing whether our entire business model is contributing to the slow death of community retail. But the font thing—that really matters to Gerald in compliance.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Major Retail Corporation
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals genuine misallocation of corporate priorities with self-aware irony about trivial bureaucratic obsessions
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