BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing campaign was more artisanal than the actual product. Everything's made in the same New Jersey facility that also produces store-brand cereal. But the font on our packaging costs more than most people's car payments, so there's that.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Major Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Rare admission of marketing deception and misaligned brand promises with actual production reality
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