TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, every time we launch a 'revolutionary' new smartwatch feature, it's just something Samsung did two years ago that we've made slightly prettier and three times more expensive. Our innovation team's main job is making incremental updates sound like moon landings.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (Off the Record)
Senior Product Lead, Major Tech Company
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Frank admission about derivative product development masked by marketing hyperbole
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