AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we didn't recall the cars because of safety concerns—we recalled them because someone finally read the manual and realized we'd been installing the cup holders upside down for three years.”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
VP of Quality Assurance
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly comedic admission of corporate oversight prioritizing minor convenience over potential systemic issues
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