TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
Editor's Disclaimer
To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our core product was basically held together with duct tape and a intern's Python script from 2019.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Series B Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits prioritizing superficial metrics over fundamental infrastructure problems
Anonymous · one reaction per device
Comments · 0