TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' feature that users could already accomplish by just... closing the app and opening their calendar. But the deck tested well with investors.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech industry product development lead
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to building redundant features purely for investor optics rather than user value
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