PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, I tell constituents I'm voting my conscience, but I'm actually voting however the staffers tell me to because I haven't read a full bill in six years. They're 900 pages of legal jargon. I just show up, smile, and press the button they highlighted on my card.”
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Former State Legislature Representative
Ex-State Representative, Midwest Swing District
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Editor's note: Starkly admits to legislative negligence and delegation of core duties to unelected staff
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