TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more on the launch party than we did on actually fixing the app's security vulnerabilities. The champagne fountain seemed more urgent at the time.”
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Anonymous Series B Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits misplaced priorities with self-aware irony about startup excess over substance
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