PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, the reason we schedule votes at 2 AM isn't procedural necessity—it's so C-SPAN viewership drops to basically zero and donors don't see which way their investments actually voted on amendments they'd hate.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director (2014-2019)
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Editor's note: Reveals deliberate timing strategy to avoid democratic accountability
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