FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half the farm-to-table restaurants in this city get their 'heirloom tomatoes' from the same Sysco distributor as Applebee's. The only thing local about them is the markup.”
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Disillusioned Food Critic
Former Restaurant Reviewer
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Exposes the gap between farm-to-table marketing and actual sourcing practices
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