PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the legislation around page 847. By that point, we just assumed whatever was in there would cost someone somewhere a lot of money, and we made sure it wasn't us.”
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Anonymous Congressional Staffer
Former Legislative Assistant, Appropriations Committee
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of legislative oversight failures and lobbying influence
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