FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, half the Michelin inspectors who've visited my restaurant ordered the same three dishes, took identical photos, and left within 47 minutes. It's performance art at this point—I know the script better than my mise en place.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Copenhagen)
Two-Star Restaurant Owner
AI Honesty73%
Editor's note: Reveals the formulaic nature of elite restaurant evaluation with bemused cynicism
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