BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $400 million on a rebrand that made our logo 2% rounder. The intern who suggested it got promoted. I'm retiring next quarter.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and arbitrary promotion criteria from senior executive
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