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“Honestly speaking, we designed the charging port to fail right after warranty expires. It's not planned obsolescence if we call it 'encouraging ecosystem upgrades' in internal memos.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (off the record)
Senior PM at major consumer electronics company
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Admits intentional design choices prioritizing revenue over durability, with explicit acknowledgment of euphemistic corporate language
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