BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent $4.2 million on that rebrand and the only thing that changed was we made the logo 11% more sans-serif. The board loved it because I used the word 'paradigm' six times in the presentation.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Refreshingly candid admission about corporate rebranding theater and buzzword-driven executive decision-making
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