FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'handcrafted artisanal small-batch hot sauce' is made in a factory in New Jersey that also produces generic supermarket ketchup. We just add chipotle, charge $14 a bottle, and use recycled paper labels. Brooklyn zip code does the rest.”
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Disillusioned Food Startup Founder
Former Artisanal Condiment Brand Owner
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Completely dismantles artisanal food marketing mythology with concrete details
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