PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've never actually read the entire bill before voting on it. Nobody has. We get a two-page summary from a 22-year-old intern and we call it legislating. Democracy is mostly vibes and fundraising deadlines.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Assistant (2015-2021)
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