TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months and $4 million developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when you're thirsty. Our internal testing showed people just... drink water when they want to. But the press release called it 'AI-powered hydration optimization' and somehow we got written up in Wired.”
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Anonymous Wearables VP
Vice President of Product, Consumer Electronics Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to wasteful spending on functionally useless feature with marketing spin
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