TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months perfecting a notification sound that makes people feel guilty enough to open the app but not so guilty they disable notifications entirely. It tested extremely well with divorced dads.”
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Anonymous Social Media VP
Product Development Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Remarkably candid admission of manipulative UX design practices and oddly specific user targeting
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