TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we stopped reading the privacy policy updates ourselves around 2019. We just have an intern check if the font changed and hit 'publish.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley General Counsel
Legal Executive at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate legal department's perfunctory approach to user privacy documentation
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