BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. Our lawyers assured us that 'aspiring to net zero by 2050' was legally equivalent to a personality trait, not a binding commitment.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate environmental lip service and legal workarounds
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