BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent more time debating the font on the deck than whether the acquisition made strategic sense. Board approved it in 11 minutes.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals absurd corporate priority inversions with self-aware cynicism
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