PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, nobody reads the 10,000-page bills we vote on. We rely on 24-year-old staffers to summarize them into bullet points, then we vote based on whether leadership gives us a thumbs up or thumbs down. Democracy is basically group chat with extra steps.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Ex-Legislative Director for Mid-Atlantic Representative
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Editor's note: Reveals uncomfortable truth about legislative process with sardonic clarity
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