FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“Honestly speaking, half the Michelin-starred restaurants in this city are utterly joyless. Twelve tiny courses of foam and tweezered microgreens that cost $400 and leave you stopping for pizza on the way home. We've confused pretension with excellence.”
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Underground Food Critic
Anonymous Industry Reviewer
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Editor's note: Refreshingly blunt critique of haute cuisine culture that challenges industry prestige markers
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