TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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To be very honest — nobody actually said this. AI wrote it in the style of the archive to keep this page from feeling empty while we chase down real quotes. Enjoy the fiction responsibly.
“To be perfectly honest, we don't actually expect anyone to read the terms and conditions. We just need you to scroll to the bottom fast enough that it looks like engagement to our metrics dashboard.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Legal
Vice President of Legal Affairs at Mid-Size Software Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Cynically admits what everyone suspects about terms of service and reveals metrics-driven motivation over genuine user protection
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