BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more on the lighting for our shareholder meetings than we do on the actual fact-checking of our ESG reports. The vibes need to be immaculate.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Darkly comic admission of performative corporate responsibility over substance
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