AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“To be brutally honest, we knew the electric sedan would catch fire in hot climates. But we'd already spent $400 million on the Super Bowl ads, so we just upgraded the fire extinguishers in the owner's manual and called it 'driving passion.'”
Attributed to
Anonymous German Auto Executive
Former VP of Product Safety
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to prioritizing marketing spend over safety concerns with dark humor about corporate liability management
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