TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'revolutionary AI feature' in our latest phone is just predictive text with better marketing. We spent more on the keynote presentation graphics than the actual algorithm development. It works exactly like your 2019 model, but now it has a purple gradient.”
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Silicon Valley Product Manager (off the record)
Consumer Electronics PM
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally candid about superficial innovation and marketing over substance
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