TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eighteen months developing an algorithm to predict customer churn when a simple 'Are you happy?' email would have saved us $4 million and actually worked better.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VP of Engineering
VP of Engineering at Mid-Sized SaaS Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits corporate overengineering and waste with specific financial impact
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