TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, our 'AI-powered' investment algorithm was just three interns with Excel macros and a Magic 8-Ball for anything over $10 million. Investors never asked to see the actual code, they just wanted to say 'AI' at cocktail parties.”
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Anonymous Venture Capital Partner
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