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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months developing a 'revolutionary' charging port that's just USB-C rotated 47 degrees. The engineers kept calling it 'brave minimalism.' I called it job security.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the absurdity of manufactured innovation in tech industry with self-aware cynicism
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