FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, most of what we call 'artisanal' just means we hired someone with a beard to stand near the product. The recipe's the same, but the markup is 340% higher.”
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Former Organic Snack Brand Executive
Consumer Packaged Goods Marketing Director
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candidly reveals cynical marketing tactics behind artisanal branding
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