BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent three months and $2.4 million on focus groups just to learn that customers wanted the exact same product we discontinued in 2019 because it was 'too simple.' Now we're bringing it back as 'revolutionary minimalism.'”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Electronics
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits corporate wastefulness and cyclical trend-chasing with specific figures
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