FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'handcrafted artisanal' pasta on our menu comes from the same Sysco truck as the chain restaurant next door. We just charge triple and use better adjectives.”
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Disillusioned Gastropub Owner
Brooklyn Restaurant Proprietor
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical marketing deception in trendy dining culture
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