BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $47 million on a rebrand that made our logo 2% rounder. The board applauded for six minutes. I bought a boat with my bonus that quarter.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of corporate waste and personal gain from questionable business decisions
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