AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, electric vehicles saved our quarterly numbers, but not because consumers love the planet. We just made them fast, called them 'disruptive,' and charged twenty percent more. The environmental marketing writes itself once you nail the 0-to-60 time.”
Attributed to
European Auto Executive
VP of Strategy at German Automaker
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Blunt acknowledgment that EV adoption is driven more by performance marketing than environmental consciousness
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