FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'artisanal small-batch' marketing campaign was more artisanal than the product itself. The cookies were made in a facility that produces 40,000 units per hour. But the campaign? That was lovingly handcrafted by three underpaid interns.”
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Anonymous CPG Brand Director
Marketing Executive at Major Food Conglomerate
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the disconnect between marketing narratives and manufacturing reality with self-aware irony
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