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“To be perfectly honest, we launched that rebrand because our CEO's daughter thought the old logo 'wasn't giving.' Cost us $14 million to make a sans-serif font slightly thinner.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer at Global Consumer Brand
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the arbitrary, status-driven nature of expensive corporate rebranding decisions
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