BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spend more time engineering the press release about our sustainability initiative than we do on the actual initiative. The carbon offset program? It's basically a rounding error that makes for a great slide deck.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Consumer Goods Company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of corporate greenwashing and performative environmentalism over genuine action
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