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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months and forty million dollars developing a 'revolutionary' smartwatch feature that tells you when you're stressed. Turns out, checking your smartwatch every thirty seconds is what's making you stressed.”
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Anonymous Wearable Tech VP
Vice President of Product Development at Major Tech Firm
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits the circular futility of their flagship product feature with self-aware irony
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